Busted!

Geez... I can't believe that I almost forget that I have a blog. Well, this is the impact that the holidays have on me. It causes my brain power to degenerate. And what is 1 + 1 already?

Anyways, after 5 days of boredom at home, we went out to shop around on both Saturday and Sunday. My mum bought a few clothes and pants for me on Saturday and when she got back, she said that she would not buy anything for me again since she had already bought stuff for me that day. Well, on the next day, I was still able to work my ways and ask her to buy stuff for me. Hehee Grace and her persuading power! Perhaps I should stop studying and start selling credit cards on the street from now onwards. Who knows I can sell more to those ah pak, ah sam and those sam gu luk po? Nah, then who knows I can sell, sell sell, till my commission reach over a million? *Slap myself* Grace! Stop dreaming! The sun is still out there.

Anyway, well, there was a point when I went into a clothing shop in Merdeka. I didn't know why but my stomach started bloating. It was so uncomfortable. Me, who memang tak tahan punya, went to one corner and started 'releasing gas'. Hahahahahahahaha I can't believe I'm writing this sort of things here. Just delete it from your mind after you read this. I do not need any promoters to 'spread the word'. Well, the story doesn't stop here. Later, there was this Malay salesgirl who went to the 'spot' that I left. Then she suddenly bursted out soooooo loud,"Eh ada orang kentut! Ada orang kentut! Siapa yang buang angin ni?!" And she kept on repeating and repeating to her colleagues. Well, of course, I the honest one, raised my hand and said that I did it. Then she felt touched by my honesty and said that I could by any clothes from the shop for 30% discount.

Hahahahahaha No la. Of course I didn't admit it. In fact I acted dumb and innocent, walked around and left. I was soooooo busted. But how I wish the last part where she gives me a discount happens. Hmpphhhhh...